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Hello, victims, look at your killer, now back to me, now back at your killer, now back to me.

Sadly, he isn't me, but if he actually took a bath and used meat scented body wash, he could smell like he's me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a house with the killer your killer could smell like.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a knife with blood on it that you are scared of.
Look again, the knife is now an axe. Anything is possible when your killer smells like meat and not lady.

I'm on a Slenderman.
I didn't write this by the way. My friend wrote it and she wanted me to post it on my account. XD
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:iconamaimonl:
The ending.....it fuels the feels.
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Lyrikia Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I'm trying to keep silent because it's night... If it wasn't, id burst out in a uncontrollable laughter by now XD
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:iconladylight91:
That is me at this exact moment.....I'm not sure I can hold it in much longer XD
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RyLL00 Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I could not contain my laughter. Especially when I imagined Jeff sitting on Slenderman's back. My sides hurt!
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CannibalConnor13 Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm confused
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marybethisbest Jan 11, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
omg i got confused then i gathered up all the facts and now i get itEmbarrassed Chibi Evil Laughing Emote 
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SheThatKnowsAll Dec 14, 2013  Student General Artist
"I'm on a Slenderman." I died. Exploding Emote 
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:iconxdarkbunnyx:
Omfg that just made my life better xD <333 Thank chu :3
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:iconspeed-storm77:
omg! That funny shit!
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ZillyIrk32 Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY BED LAUGHING! XD
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