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Hello, victims, look at your killer, now back to me, now back at your killer, now back to me.

Sadly, he isn't me, but if he actually took a bath and used meat scented body wash, he could smell like he's me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a house with the killer your killer could smell like.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a knife with blood on it that you are scared of.
Look again, the knife is now an axe. Anything is possible when your killer smells like meat and not lady.

I'm on a Slenderman.
I didn't write this by the way. My friend wrote it and she wanted me to post it on my account. XD
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jeffthekiller264 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Student General Artist
XXXXDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
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cheshirelover4ever Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014  Student General Artist
THis has made my day I love this.I am a dummy! *Free Icon/Emote* Ramen Pusheen 
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DvArtGal13 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014
BEST THING EVER!!!!
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:icontavrosbaby0516:
tavrosbaby0516 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
this made my day!Ice Slide 
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Mesaphiliatron Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your friend is facking hilarious oh my goodness I laughed way too hard at this xD
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:iconmarijane-akuma:
Marijane-Akuma Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
then say her from me: well... its short and confusing as fuck, but funny as hell XD
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loserteacher Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
please help its to funny my lungs hurt !!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconamaimonl:
amaimonl Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
The ending.....it fuels the feels.
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:iconlyrikia:
Lyrikia Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I'm trying to keep silent because it's night... If it wasn't, id burst out in a uncontrollable laughter by now XD
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:iconladylight91:
Ladylight91 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
That is me at this exact moment.....I'm not sure I can hold it in much longer XD
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:iconryll00:
RyLL00 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I could not contain my laughter. Especially when I imagined Jeff sitting on Slenderman's back. My sides hurt!
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:iconoratortormented:
OratorTormented Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm confused
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:iconmarybethisbest:
marybethisbest Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
omg i got confused then i gathered up all the facts and now i get itEmbarrassed Chibi Evil Laughing Emote 
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SheThatKnowsAll Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Student General Artist
"I'm on a Slenderman." I died. Exploding Emote 
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:iconxdarkbunnyx:
xDarkBunnyx Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013
Omfg that just made my life better xD <333 Thank chu :3
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:iconx-jenster-x:
X-Jenster-X Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Student General Artist
omg! That funny shit!
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:iconzillyirk32:
ZillyIrk32 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY BED LAUGHING! XD
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AngelicRose1 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

Most awesome thing EVER!

:iconapplauseplz: :iconclappingplz:

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:icongamergirl224:
Gamergirl224 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Best thing ever written. >w<
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:iconxxthe-whispererxx:
xXThe-WhispererXx Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What the fox? That's bloody awesome
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:icongreenscissors:
GreenScissors Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
Yes. Just yes.
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jeffthekilla1 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
best.old spice commercial.ever
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:icongamergirl224:
Gamergirl224 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Totally agree. >w<
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:iconmonochromesky16:
MonochromeSky16 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha this made my day XD
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:iconboa83:
Boa83 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
This just made my day!
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:iconjocelynjuliet:
jocelynjuliet Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LMAO! Freakin awesome!!
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:iconrav3g1rl17:
RaV3G1rL17 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2013  Student General Artist
One of the best things I have ever read :icononiskiplz:
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diddleysquin Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
:3 such fun
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:iconhetaliagirl101:
hetaliagirl101 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This reminds me of the albert Wesker Old Spice commercial on Youtube xD So freaking funny!
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:iconglamcat5:
glamcat5 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
im debating making this into a video... anyone think i should?
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:iconsarahscharlotte:
sarahscharlotte Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
Hell yes!
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:iconglamcat5:
glamcat5 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconchallengeacceptedplz:
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:iconsarahscharlotte:
sarahscharlotte Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
You shall make it, and it shall be glorious.
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:iconglamcat5:
glamcat5 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
indubatubly.
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PlutoDemonHoundsGirl Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Student General Artist
IM ON A SLENDERMAN.
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:iconmegcurtis:
MegCurtis Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this!
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:iconproxymodel:
ProxyModel Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XDDDDD ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
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:iconbarriss-girl97:
Barriss-Girl97 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Student General Artist
XD that has made my day. Thank you, person
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KiaraTheRandom Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Student General Artist
haha sure thing XD
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:iconannaira465:
annaira465 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013
LMAO!!!!!! THIS IS PERFECT
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:iconweedylovesyou:
weedylovesyou Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So, I'm dead or?
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:iconmrsishida0560:
MrsIshida0560 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Student Filmographer
Well that escalated quickly.
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:iconchi-nasagawa:
Chi-Nasagawa Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think you just made my day... no... my year.. OMG
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MistressSuki92 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA~!!! :icondielaughingplz:

This is so funny it HURTS! I just about DIED when at the end he said, "I'm on a Slenderman~"
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Melody246 Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i was like a knife? 2 seconds later LOL YOUR ON A SLENDERMAN!
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CielPhantomhive4EVA Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
:iconnaivejeffplz: well.... thats rather interesting.... :iconnaivejeffplz:
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EveningLightt Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student General Artist
I seriously love this.
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:icongothalla123:
Gothalla123 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I burst out laughing when I read this!! XD Awesome!
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echostar6060 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Student General Artist
Jeff: I'm on a Slenderman
Slendy: GET THE F*CK OF ME JEFF!!!!!!!!
Jeff: -_-

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"Go to sleep" -Jeff the Killer
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Smexysatiremonkey Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Student Writer
I LOLLED OUT LOUD AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS ALL LIKE "OH, WHAT THE FUK!!!" derp...herp...LOVE IT!!!
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