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CREEPYPASTA by Nyah-the-hedgehog

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June 16, 2012
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Hello, victims, look at your killer, now back to me, now back at your killer, now back to me.

Sadly, he isn't me, but if he actually took a bath and used meat scented body wash, he could smell like he's me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a house with the killer your killer could smell like.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a knife with blood on it that you are scared of.
Look again, the knife is now an axe. Anything is possible when your killer smells like meat and not lady.

I'm on a Slenderman.
I didn't write this by the way. My friend wrote it and she wanted me to post it on my account. XD
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tavrosbaby0516 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
this made my day!Ice Slide 
Mesaphiliatron Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your friend is facking hilarious oh my goodness I laughed way too hard at this xD
Marijane-Akuma Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
then say her from me: well... its short and confusing as fuck, but funny as hell XD
loserteacher Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
please help its to funny my lungs hurt !!!!!!!!!!!
amaimonl Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
The fuels the feels.
Lyrikia Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I'm trying to keep silent because it's night... If it wasn't, id burst out in a uncontrollable laughter by now XD
Ladylight91 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
That is me at this exact moment.....I'm not sure I can hold it in much longer XD
RyLL00 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I could not contain my laughter. Especially when I imagined Jeff sitting on Slenderman's back. My sides hurt!
Krakens-Oracle Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm confused
marybethisbest Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
omg i got confused then i gathered up all the facts and now i get itEmbarrassed Chibi Evil Laughing Emote 
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