Hello, victims, look at your killer, now back to me, now back at your killer, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me, but if he actually took a bath and used meat scented body wash, he could smell like he's me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a house with the killer your killer could smell like.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a knife with blood on it that you are scared of.
Look again, the knife is now an axe. Anything is possible when your killer smells like meat and not lady.
I'm on a Slenderman.
I didn't write this by the way. My friend wrote it and she wanted me to post it on my account. XD
That's funny. XD
I love you for creating this bootiful bootiful thing ;u;
BEST THING EVER!!!!
Your friend is facking hilarious oh my goodness I laughed way too hard at this xD
then say her from me: well... its short and confusing as fuck, but funny as hell XD
please help its to funny my lungs hurt !!!!!!!!!!!
The ending.....it fuels the feels.
I'm trying to keep silent because it's night... If it wasn't, id burst out in a uncontrollable laughter by now XD
I could not contain my laughter. Especially when I imagined Jeff sitting on Slenderman's back. My sides hurt!
Omfg that just made my life better xD <333 Thank chu :3
omg! That funny shit!
ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY BED LAUGHING! XD
Best thing ever written. >w<
What the fox? That's bloody awesome
Yes. Just yes.
best.old spice commercial.ever
Haha this made my day XD
This just made my day!
LMAO! Freakin awesome!!
:3 such fun
This reminds me of the albert Wesker Old Spice commercial on Youtube xD So freaking funny!
im debating making this into a video... anyone think i should?
IM ON A SLENDERMAN.
I love this!
XD that has made my day. Thank you, person
LMAO!!!!!! THIS IS PERFECT
So, I'm dead or?
Well that escalated quickly.
I think you just made my day... no... my year.. OMG
i was like a knife? 2 seconds later LOL YOUR ON A SLENDERMAN!
I seriously love this.
I burst out laughing when I read this!! XD Awesome!