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Hello, victims, look at your killer, now back to me, now back at your killer, now back to me.

Sadly, he isn't me, but if he actually took a bath and used meat scented body wash, he could smell like he's me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're in a house with the killer your killer could smell like.
What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a knife with blood on it that you are scared of.
Look again, the knife is now an axe. Anything is possible when your killer smells like meat and not lady.

I'm on a Slenderman.
I didn't write this by the way. My friend wrote it and she wanted me to post it on my account. XD
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loserteacher Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  New member Hobbyist Filmographer
please help its to funny my lungs hurt !!!!!!!!!!!
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amaimonl Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014
The ending.....it fuels the feels.
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Lyrikia Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I'm trying to keep silent because it's night... If it wasn't, id burst out in a uncontrollable laughter by now XD
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Ladylight91 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
That is me at this exact moment.....I'm not sure I can hold it in much longer XD
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RyLL00 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I could not contain my laughter. Especially when I imagined Jeff sitting on Slenderman's back. My sides hurt!
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CannibalConnor13 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm confused
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marybethisbest Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
omg i got confused then i gathered up all the facts and now i get itEmbarrassed Chibi Evil Laughing Emote 
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SheThatKnowsAll Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Student General Artist
"I'm on a Slenderman." I died. Exploding Emote 
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xDarkBunnyx Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013
Omfg that just made my life better xD <333 Thank chu :3
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Speed-Storm77 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
omg! That funny shit!
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